clock

clock clock

clock!

by Associated February 15, 2023

Clocked

You got knocked the hell out

“I clocked his dumbass”
“It was crazy bro he got clocked”

by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021

Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

clock needle

One who works or can work round the clock.

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.

by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012

Clock that tea

To be in an argument or debate and someone said something you easily prove them wrong that's when the phrase "clock that tea "takes place

person 1: that's why you shoes raggedy

Person 2:that is why yo mama dead what shoes she got on?
person 3" you clocked her tea girl'
the girl spoke back smartly so person 3 said "clock that tea girl"

by ninja.turtle.lover March 5, 2025

Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024

Clock

Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT

ITS TIME OR YOU TO WAKE UPREAD THE CLOCK YOU DROPOUT-mom

by Dabigpp March 1, 2023