Hard candy that when you bit it it breaks off into thin, sharp pieces that cut your mouth like an emo kid cuts there wrist.
John: OW... my tong is bleeding.
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick
by candy razor blade August 26, 2009
Get the Razor Candymug. When an adult finds a minor sexually attractive and/or some times have a relationship which could land the other person in jail for. Most common examples are between teens who are not legally who have sex and adults.
guy 1: Have you seen guy 3's sister she is one sexy piece of ass.
guy 2: Dude she is total jail candy.
guy 1: I thought she was legal already!
guy 2: Nah man she's 16....
guy 2: Dude she is total jail candy.
guy 1: I thought she was legal already!
guy 2: Nah man she's 16....
by crazycrazyfeeling April 14, 2008
Get the jail candymug. by Oniwitch January 20, 2004
Get the Candy Whoremug. by COTTON CANDY BITCHES November 13, 2011
Get the Cotton Candymug. Ibrahim: Ali, Eat This Candy
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*
Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*
Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.
by Baasir May 4, 2005
Get the ear candymug. Something said emphatically after correctly answering a question, with the expectation of candy as a reward.
by jippdogg May 10, 2010
Get the BAM, candy!mug. 1) A pussy that looks so good and tastes so good, you could definites have it all day long.
2) A pussy that feels so good, it gives you the shivers when you hit it or lick it.
3) A hoe that is so sweet, you have to take advantage of her.
4) A hoe that gives it to you so good, you feel sugary inside and out. You tend to lose control and feel
like you are levitating, and all you can sense is that that cunt feels or tastes so good.
5) Sex that feels so good, you get excited when you get to do it all over again. It makes you feel like a kid in a candy shop.
2) A pussy that feels so good, it gives you the shivers when you hit it or lick it.
3) A hoe that is so sweet, you have to take advantage of her.
4) A hoe that gives it to you so good, you feel sugary inside and out. You tend to lose control and feel
like you are levitating, and all you can sense is that that cunt feels or tastes so good.
5) Sex that feels so good, you get excited when you get to do it all over again. It makes you feel like a kid in a candy shop.
1) Last night when I was with Anna, I found out she has a candy cunt.
2) Last night, I walked in on Tina and I saw that pussy. She definitely has a candy cunt.
3) Angela is a candy cunt. I want to hit it in the worst way!
4) I was in Jessica last night. Man, you should definitely hit that candy cunt!
5) Last night, I was at the club and hit the jackpot. I hit the candy cunt jackpot for real!
2) Last night, I walked in on Tina and I saw that pussy. She definitely has a candy cunt.
3) Angela is a candy cunt. I want to hit it in the worst way!
4) I was in Jessica last night. Man, you should definitely hit that candy cunt!
5) Last night, I was at the club and hit the jackpot. I hit the candy cunt jackpot for real!
by Thotcrates October 3, 2016
Get the candy cuntmug.