The Big Book Of Shit To Know

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.

Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know

by Tuck on behalf of The Krew JBH September 14, 2011

the burn book

The burn book is usually created by the popular clique in school, roasting and gossiping (mostly) about everyone that gets in their way. But it can also talk about some new, hot guys at school, juicy stories, and all those fugly sluts there is today. Here's a tip: DON'T trust anyone with your secrets, and you most likely won't get in the Burn Book history. (SAYS NO ONE)

the Burn Book is made up of everyone in the school, saying nasty things about everyone's private life.

by Cassy.Sulli April 12, 2017

bell,book and candle

Medieval tools used in ecorcism (book meaning the Holy Bible).
In current use it means all barrells blazing and using all imaginable devices to achieve a particular goal respectively.

No bell,book and candle will get you out of this.
(From John Lennon's "Scared")

by Alexander Raus December 20, 2006

Bang 'N Book

Have sex with someone male or female then afterwards you book ass out of there so you don't get any closer then you need to.

" Yeah it was just a bang 'n Book , i banged her and just left."

by Cole.J July 3, 2007

let's book

Let's get out of here.

This is a lame party, let's book.
The police are on the way, let's book.
That dog is going to attack us, let's book.

by Patoche February 3, 2017

Hook and book

A slang term from cops meaning arresting someone. Hook is handcuffing someone and book is booking them in jail.

Paul: I got pulled over for my 5th speeding ticket this morning.

Mike: Damn, Dude! I'm surprised the cop didn't hook and book you right there.

Paul: Man I wouldn't survive in prison.

by artorius1990 October 20, 2011

Cooking by the Book

A female under the age of 18, therfore, off limits to those adults who might be interested in her sexually. (in reference to the internet sensation 'cooking by the book mashup' featuring rapper lil Jon and children's televison show Lazy Town)

Man, that girl is hot, too bad she's cooking by the book.

by Sasquatch14 January 4, 2009