Ham Hocked

When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.

"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"

by jkface August 24, 2016

looking ham

hot ass mess

me: you're looking ham today
you: i just woke up

by hotpizzabb January 2, 2014

Warm Hams

Slang for Fists, used when describing punching or hitting

I'm going to give that guy a couple of warm hams if he don't shut up!

by Robin Higgins October 2, 2007

ham up

acronym for Hard as A Motherf*cker; loud, raucous, intense, hard-driving

The crowd was going so ham up, that stadium was rocking!

by loedenla October 23, 2017

Taylor Ham

The wrong name for Pork Roll.

I can't believe some people refer to Pork Roll as Taylor Ham, I guess more people are dropped as babies than I thought.

by IHaveSevenNipples May 20, 2021

Ham lake

A shitty little town in Minnesota commonly know as pork pond they only thing in this town is a gas station and a hole in wall cafe called the dead ox

Ham lake what a shitty town

by Pork pond kid February 1, 2017

Ham slice

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.

It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.

by Crowington May 28, 2020