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Gen Alpha

The devil himself disguised as a generation. It indicates torture, sickness, and a reason to commit arson. They usually use the terms: "skibidi", "skibidi toilet", and much more I'd rather not think about. It's filled with 6th graders and 8th graders that should do something more useful in their ripe age of a tween or teen other that dedicate their life to saying COMPLETE gibberish. Meanwhile... there is a large chance that "Gen Alpha" isn't a generation– more of a disease that may or may not start another pandemic. So keep your brain safe and AVOID gen alpha. If one approaches you, get your pepper spray out immediately.
Dad: Hey, Hun? Y/N is acting strange... what's up with them?
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child

(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).
by st4rz_ December 15, 2023
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Generation Alpha

Kids born as early as 2010, and as late as 2028. the newest generation.
there is a stereotype out of them that they watch Cocomelon on Youtube Kids' with a dirty Ipad 24/7.
In reality, some of them are just now getting on the Internet, especially Zalphas (in between Z and Alpha) and some do go outside.
They are the first Generation to be born to not know life before the iPhone or iPad.
Billy: I was born in 2014!
Gatekeeper: OH NO A GENERATION ALPHA KID THEY HAVE NO HOPE THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN 2001
Billy: (stares then walks away)
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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Alpha

This is word alpha is known for a cute kitty
And Alpha!
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Alpha

If you call yourself an "Alpha" you like to make out with men.
"Bro, i'm an ALPHA Male!"
"so you like kissing boys?"
"yes."
by gayman islands July 14, 2023
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Hot Alpha Man

It's a Person called Chiara aka Mochi
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Alpha

Alpha is another name for Iris. All women named Iris are alphas. They are top dogs, dominant, wolf pack leaders and everyone else are betas compared to them.
Oh my god, Iris is such an alpha. I love her so much and I bow down to her.

Boy one: Iris has huge cock energy

Boy two: yeah she’s packing cuz she’s the alpha.
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Lambda Chi Alpha

Lambda men are cute little short kings. Majority of them respects women. Never really had any roofie rumors. All good grades, but they are all kinda stupid. A lot of them could pull, but no one has ever heard of them being with a women. There are a couple of man whores though.
"Hey are you going to the Lambda Chi Alpha Dayge? It's their annual Olympics party."

"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."
by penishehe69 August 27, 2023
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