Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.
Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.
by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017
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Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights
"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."
by randomperson30 January 26, 2021
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That one friend

The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be
Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?
by Byestone June 28, 2020
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Fake Friend

1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.

2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.
EXAMPLE 1:

Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."

*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*
by IWannaBeSmart July 03, 2021
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friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual
You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !
by Snoop Legend May 06, 2016
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fallopian friends

when a group of 2 or more girls have their period at the same time
girl 1: "ugH I HATE CRAMPS!! :("
girl 2: "ugh saME"

girl 1: "OMFG R U ON UR PERIOD???"
girl 2: "YES!!"
both: "FALLOPIAN FRIENDS 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by chameleonp00p March 08, 2013
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Squeaky Friends

Sora the troll in a stream said that he felt that the term "squeakers" to describe young gamers was demeaning. And so he came up with the friendly term, "squeaky friends" to describe youthful gamers with high pitched voices.

He said: "The definition should be like... 'We all have. We all love."
I feel bad for calling gamers under 13 "kids, children, or squeaker." We should call them, "Squeaky Friends!"
by YE BROSKI September 10, 2020
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