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Dick-trained

When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.
In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.

15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019
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Soul Train

A train that tells paramedics they’re not gonna make it in time. If a paramedic or any other rescue vehicle gets stopped by a train on their way to someone, they’re not gonna make it there. This is a common myth by many people.
Rick: Why did this man die yesterday? The ambulance was almost there.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.
by curlycows February 8, 2020
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Vagel train

The vape bagel train. A group of bros go to a bagel place and line their bagels to mouth height. A person hits the vape into the bagel holes and it passes through the holes into the other bro’s mouth. He hits his bro’s hit and blows it back, forming the ultimate bond of manhood. Immediately after the act, both bros and all witnessing bros must say “no homo” then eat the bagels.
Let’s go to the Bagelry and hit a vagel train!

Bro! That was a sick vagel train, no homo though.
by SSM.69 November 2, 2018
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Lobster Train

When a gay male fucks a male dog in the ass while getting fucked in the ass by a male dog
“My best friend just got lobster trained
by Blankboys April 2, 2022
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spit train

The line of bodily fluids that attach when you eat or kiss someone
We had a passionate kiss but when I pulled away there was a spit train
by Choochoo2 October 3, 2018
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Juul Train

When 5 guys and 1 girl line up a human centipede style with there dicks in each other and the girl is in the front. They start moving around the room thrusting in unison as the girl rips far vape clouds from a juul.
Dude I heard that chad was a part of a juul train last night.
by ChubChode69420 September 26, 2019
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Train Gang

by PicklePicklPickPicPiP February 17, 2023
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