Donkey Welt

A severe raised marking or abrasion left on the skin after being slapped with a man’s penis. More severe than a normal mushroom stamp.

Whoa! Did you see the donkey welt Don left on Dustin's forehead?!

by MadVan September 25, 2009

wee donkey

another word for shit

oh man! i have to take the worlds biggest wee donkey

by goddamngoob1 April 25, 2004

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".

Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

by Charlie of Mexico November 2, 2007

Donkey Dick

A huge cronic nugget, the size and shape of a donkey's dick.

Man, nice plant. Look at that donkey dick nugget on top. I can't wait to smoke that.

by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008

Donkey Punch

When two participants are engaged in sexual activity in the position of canines, the male participant thrusts into the female participant and she kicks her leg back into the male participant's testicles. This results in the male participant crying out noises similar to a donkey (EEE-AWW!).

Amber: I totally donkey punched Gerard last night!
Phoebe: Good. He's such an ass! (get it?)

by mudblood97 May 4, 2016

donkey bitch

the girl in the donkey show in mexico or a degrading term for a slut

john: man im going to invite katy over

marc: man fuck that donkey bitch

by marcuscrawford January 13, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A large North American, hippo/man creature. Has several strange odors, and emits a fowl smell of death. The creature will often invite himself on things, and often is made fun of, because of it's large girth.

The swamp donkey lives alone!

by Colfax's Accountants October 15, 2004