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Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips
I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it
by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023
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Travis Kelly

Travis Kelly
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
Everyone needs a Travis Kelly in their life — someone who calls you out, lifts you up, and never disappears for good.”
by KaylaYouKnowIMeanThisome August 27, 2025
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kelly gz

the most active person ever she’s a demonioa. she goes to every function and gets drunk in jeresy. she loves buzzbals
chloe : where we going

kelly gz: the function
by juzzrizz November 20, 2023
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Kelly

That bitch is a real kelly
by salt racoon March 10, 2024
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kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
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Kelly

Super nice guy. Will do absolutely anything for you if the connection is real. He will call you things like "ethereal" and "majestic" if he sees that those terms fit. Male Kellys make the best friends. They are caring and sweet. Just good all around.
"Wow! Kelly is here!"
"Of course he is, he always shows up for his friends"
by happy-oot November 23, 2021
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R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison
Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭
by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022
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