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cool jizz

Your hair is cool jizz!
by Kale Cee March 19, 2023
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jizz toot

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.
Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.
by anonymous February 10, 2023
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jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
by the red horny devil February 10, 2023
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jizz cup

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.
by james thurmus July 11, 2003
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jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.
by dai low 2 June 14, 2009
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T Jizz

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.
by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009
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Über Jizz

An ejaculation of 100% perfect seed, of German origin, that shines silver when reached by pure sunlight.
I used my Über Jizz to earn myself a million bucks at the Cum Bank!
by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009
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