douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

by Braincase January 15, 2010

Douche Spout

A Douche's right hand man; His accomplice whose chief duties consist of assisting the main douche in activities usually deemed retarded by non-douches. He himself is also a douche.

For every douche, there is a douche spout following his every move.

by Margaret Beetsworth III December 1, 2010

Douche McGoo

Someone who acts stupid.dumb ass

Brett is a Douche McGoo.

by hardly_33 April 25, 2008

Douche Suitcase

A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...

Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.

by Joe umich81 September 6, 2013

Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015

douche riot

A douche riot occurs when a group of "lads" or "bro's" take part in any douchey activity,most commonly a series of high 5s.

Setting- Gym.

4 guys
1 guy setting up 225 on the bench with three spotters.
3 guys to spot him
Guy on bench descends weight 5 inches and gets help with the rest; the douche riot begins with everyone taking part cheering and ends after everyone in the group has bro hugged everyone else

by ChunderMonkey December 3, 2013

Douche Troupe

A group made up of individual douche bag people

Look at that douche troupe with their popped collars

by bootstraps45 February 26, 2012