Turbo cancer

Oh wow holy shit!

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

cancer cabana

An enclosure designed to segregate smokers from the air breathing members of society.

Sally was absent from the morning meeting due to excessive use of the cancer cabana.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Cancer park Lore

The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:

Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.

Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?

Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.

by All tree January 27, 2024

Corona Cancer

What King Charles has

We want to wish the king a good recovery from his corona cancer.

by Nanabozhoo February 5, 2024

Hessticular Cancer

A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature

“I’m sorry sir, you’ve been diagnosed with Hessticular cancer

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.

“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty

Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”

by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023