Gill derangement syndrome

Noun A Gill is a soul sucking creature that hypnotists you and slowly sucks your soul away leaving a rotting pile of goo.

While having a wonderful day, I suddenly felt my soul slipping away and knew I had Gill Derangement Syndrome (GDS)!

by GDS_Survivor! March 23, 2024

Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up

Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now

by rocknoguitar February 8, 2020

Pocket Syndrome

When one is hanging out with a girl and he or she puts their hands in their pockets

"Hey do you see zach walking with his girl?"
"Yeah he got the pocket syndrome!!"

by Gav T July 2, 2016

Gobbler syndrome

When a male or female is addicted to oraly pleasing men

"Hey Becky did you hang out with jack last night?"
"Yea I sucked his dick, I went to the doctor too and I have gobbler syndrome"

by Gobler syndrome March 31, 2015

Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.

Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK

by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020

Paul's Syndrome

When someone is mad at you because of his fault and you're completely innocent.

Paul has Paul's Syndrome because Krown is mad at him for no reason.

by ThePlayerX August 10, 2024

Jean Syndrome

A psychological disorder found typically in young adults, whereby the sufferer is of a dilutional opinion that he or she works harder than any other human.
This syndrome usually manifests itself when the affected individual is employed for the first time in their life.
Dilutions may be controlled by rigorous reinforcements of reality by the sufferers' friends or family.

Craig was diagnosed with Jean Syndrome after starting his job as an internal auditor at his new firm.

by Draco Jihad Malfoy November 10, 2017