Get the rock eating balls at 3am in the morningmug.

emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 21, 2021

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Get the emotional blue ballsmug.

balls

testicee

nuts ; balls

by Imma be honest I made this up March 7, 2022

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Get the ballsmug.

murky balls

A cracker with a set of dangler testicles/ a very unsanitary nutsack/ a man with a low to no sperm count.

“That boys got some murky balls!”

by Yourmomsboyfriend March 22, 2023

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Get the murky ballsmug.

Cum and Ball

When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.

Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?

by D1ngus March 21, 2022

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