lavish cocks

a group of badass guys. They are a cool, laid back band of brothers who would die and sacrifice themselves for another member.
boy: who are those cool guys over there?
father: those are the Lavish Cocks son, i was never cool enough to become one...
boy: one day i will become a Cock just like them.
by jgajkfenbge October 12, 2015
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Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022
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cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
by Saxon101 June 14, 2020
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Cock patty

Someone who thinks he has the secret sauce like the Krabby Patty but doesn’t. His patty tastes like old musty weiner
Kade dropped the ball because he’s a cock patty, bad bitch Alexis would never do that.
by Prairie Pineapple January 05, 2022
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Slap Cock

It is another way of saying slap dick started in Jamaica queens by an Arab teen that moved to south jersey and is exposing the word to the people that haven’t heard it
Alex” - “You pussy”
Younes” - “slap cock
by Urban Dictionary Official site January 29, 2020
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BBrC (Big Brown Cock)

A term used to describe a man of light brown complexion with a large penis.
Black dudes are gross, white guys are old news, but a mixed guy with a BBrC (Big Brown Cock) is the perfect flavor.
by D.Lang December 21, 2024
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Cock Womgee

Is an asshole that is a wallop of a douchebag insensitive pussy face unjustifiable torture to suit one's needs of feeling like they're on top and invincible.
he is such a cock womgee, cuz she does everything for him and there's definitely no appreciation just torture.
by Tany85 January 08, 2024
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