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Black cock in the ass

Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*
by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021
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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Cock and balls

Hey did you see timmy grabbing Mike's cock and balls?!
by Walker1233456 November 24, 2021
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cock

The best tool creating by the blacksmith saymon singleton where he made a metal cock which evolution gave the superior species real cocks.
thats a nice cock you got there.

my bf has a huge cock, wanna see.
by Miistake1 April 14, 2022
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Cock Wash

To wash another with your own wet cock.
1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”

2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”

3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”

4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”
by PurplePenisPumpernickle August 18, 2021
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Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.
Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.
by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024
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Live by the cock die by the cock

A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD
After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock
by D Flawless November 7, 2021
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