Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.
Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
Get the literally high cowmug. Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.
by YAWA September 6, 2025
Get the Keto-Highmug. Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.
boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate
by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024
Get the Bethlehem Center High Schoolmug. Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.
My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the post-repair high-fivemug. Elizabeth Seton High School is located in Bladensburg, MD. Although Seton may not have the best sport we always find a way to beat the bummiest school in the WCAC also know as Bishop McNamara. Seton has great academics, great diversity, and the baddest girls. Speaking of diversity, Seton is the only school in the WCAC that hasn’t had a racism scandal. Believe that. Dematha, our supposed brother school, is weird and that is why half of our school roots for Gonzaga during their “rivalry” games. Also, stop calling us “whores on the hill”.
Girl: OMG, do you go to Elizabeth Seton High school??
Seton girl: Wait how’d you know!
Girl: Bc ur so hot!!
Seton girl: Wait how’d you know!
Girl: Bc ur so hot!!
by setongirl February 7, 2025
Get the Elizabeth Seton High Schoolmug. a school where kids are judged of looking a certain way, acting a certain way, having mental illnesses and are told to kill themselves. a school where the popular think they are privileged and the whole administration treats them as so too. a school where the popular kids get always with everything. a school where the “non-popular” kids are mistreated by the kids and administrators. a school where kids are told to kill themselves and come pretty close to too, then get made fun of for it. a school that literally does nothing to protect the kids and only care about money
“im being threated”
“okay we will talk to those kids”
3 weeks later
“mom the school didn’t do anything”
“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”
“okay we will talk to those kids”
3 weeks later
“mom the school didn’t do anything”
“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”
by ananonymouskidfromshaker January 15, 2020
Get the Shaker Jr Highmug. The feeling you get when you grind, the urge of almost completing your goal pushes you to a giddy, anticipated state
by Amnimic333 May 25, 2022
Get the Grinding Highmug.