slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

Slappy cock has crusty balls

by yufgawf December 28, 2023

Cock Dynasty

Strongest known dynasty to govern over a part of the world.

Let's hope that the Cock Dynasty has mercy on our feeble souls.

by YDDOD April 25, 2021

Tonka Cock

A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.

"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."

by jellyplane March 3, 2025

Stop playing me cock

When someone is messing around with you too much and u what them to stop

Hey, man stop playing me cock and get back to work

by Jaja212q June 17, 2024

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by GYM2Quick January 20, 2024

Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.

"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"

by gl;on May 4, 2021

cock tag

when you and your homie are playing tag with you cock and to tag them you have to fuck them in the ass

look at johnathan and aaron playing cock tag

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019