Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.
Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016
Get the Tension Ballmug. a great forgot gamer who has been influencing the gaming world with his sussy plays.
In fortnite he was known for his tactical play called the "kundigrabber" where he boxed a innocent sole and them tickled and grabbed his kundi with a drum gun .
in rocket league he was known for his mega sus ariel hits in the air called the "bumhole blinker" where he does tripple musty dusty flicks.
he had nicknames also known as "biriyan bumhole" and "kusra jimbob".
this ledgend will stay with all gamers...
we all love big ball eater 69
In fortnite he was known for his tactical play called the "kundigrabber" where he boxed a innocent sole and them tickled and grabbed his kundi with a drum gun .
in rocket league he was known for his mega sus ariel hits in the air called the "bumhole blinker" where he does tripple musty dusty flicks.
he had nicknames also known as "biriyan bumhole" and "kusra jimbob".
this ledgend will stay with all gamers...
we all love big ball eater 69
"OMG IS THAT THE LEDGEND BIG BALL EATER 69?!?"
" Yes sirrr hes the ledgend hes the sus one for all of us!"
" Yes sirrr hes the ledgend hes the sus one for all of us!"
by Xx_crispyting2746_xX February 19, 2022
Get the big ball eater 69mug. by JaccoLover69 September 6, 2022
Get the Jacco Ballsmug. Gregory: Hey Freddy! Look at this new flashlight i found!
Freddy: Way to go superstar! What else does it do?
Gregory: What do you mean what else does it do?
Freddy: well i know it's a flashlight but wha- what else does it do, is it really-
Gregory: *Flashes light on faz-balls*
Freddy: OH MY FAZ-BALLS WOAHHH!
Freddy: Way to go superstar! What else does it do?
Gregory: What do you mean what else does it do?
Freddy: well i know it's a flashlight but wha- what else does it do, is it really-
Gregory: *Flashes light on faz-balls*
Freddy: OH MY FAZ-BALLS WOAHHH!
by Dreadful_Dorito January 23, 2022
Get the Faz-ballsmug. literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.
kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.
by shishki September 25, 2021
Get the metamorphic ballsmug. balls are really fun things to play with, inside or out a sack. they can be used for many things such as, babymaking, getting hit with, and hanging. i really like my balls and so should you. make sure you compliment peoples balls.
by fokin dave lads yes cyamon April 29, 2023
Get the ballsmug. A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.
I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)
by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024
Get the Balls literally in the gatemug.