everyone who is not me

Dumb cunts

Y'all aren't me (everyone who is not me)

by skullcruher65 March 15, 2023

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them

Hey Sally suck me like dad

by Daddybeater1234 March 14, 2017

youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.

Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
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Whos been treating you?

by Dwight Pride November 26, 2024

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 09, 2022

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 10, 2024

Say it with me...

A statement which precedes a controversial yet brave factual statement

SAY IT WITH ME...TRANS👏WOMEN👏AREN’T👏WOMEN👏👏👏👏

by Jdheneixjsj May 21, 2021