Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.

1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

Cock gobbler

Someone who partakes in the activity of gobbling cocks.

God, Samantha is such a cock gobbler.

by Jesus Harold Christ September 5, 2019

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

fucking cock

When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.

Aw, aw, fuck, fuck, fucking cock, fuck, fuck!

by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016

cock stem

The defined tube-like line in-between your balls and the tip when the cock is aroused. For a more informative statement, simply say "stem of the cock".

"Did you hear about Joe's cock stem? Heard it was massive, man!"
"I whacked the stem of my cock on the counter yesterday. Hurt like a bitch!"

by StickyBusiness June 22, 2016

Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017

cock railway

The act of hoovering schneef off of a cock, presumably an erect one.

I took the cock railway off this dude I met last night.

by notebai October 15, 2021