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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021
mugGet the Cup your balls and coughmug.

You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.
"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.
by ohword? July 14, 2024
mugGet the You don't know ballmug.

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.
twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat
by JonnTeee December 17, 2021
mugGet the Head The Ballmug.

Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.
No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.
by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022
mugGet the Balls Inspection Daymug.

No Balls

the sacred phrase used by the boys that can make any man do anything
by shrimp dic November 20, 2020
mugGet the No Ballsmug.

chilli balls

A man that has a fetish of applying

hot pepper/pepper sauce on his balls.
I have a thing for chilli balls during the nasty
by M&J made this😂 September 1, 2023
mugGet the chilli ballsmug.

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