Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

high key dumb

When every one knows ur dumb but don't try to be

Jake is high key dumb about her

by High key dumb May 15, 2017

jfk high school

home of professional bowlers

Guy #1: Have you seen Chris Falcone's bowling GMC at jfk high school?
Guy #2: Nah, but im sure we won!

by yourlordandsavior666 June 5, 2017

high wisdom

When you come up with the best idea you've ever had. It's the bomb. Nobody has ever thought of it before and you're going to become rich when you execute your plan. And then you realize you're just high.

John, in another amazing example of "high wisdom" described, to the exact specific detail, how he would discover the cure for cancer.

by tjneuron June 16, 2017

8th grade high

That dumb High you get after smoking pot which renders you useless.

Man I haven't been this high since that time in 8th grade. Dude thats an 8th grade high!

by NickyBalls June 21, 2017

Georgia High Drive

When a tiny turd falls from a strippers butt into you drink.

I just saw my first Georgia High drive at the Cheeta Club last night.

by Madjohnston June 29, 2017

High and Seek

The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.

I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama November 1, 2017