Rainbow Sex Siege

Exactly what it sounds like - Multiple men at war coming to terms with their sexuality, and deciding to have an orgy due to it..

Russia and Ukraine have been going at it for some time.. There's probably been at least five rainbow sex sieges by now!

by SICKPIGS September 12, 2024

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Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.

I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.

by Craterdome September 27, 2024

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A Sex Restaurant is a long-lost cousin of a more popular facility, the Sex Store. A Sex Restaurant can do many things such as sex chocolate for dessert, hookers pole dancing in the middle of the restaurant, or viagra mints when you get your bill!

Me and Bob lost our virginity to Leni the hooker down by the sex restaurant! We were 60.

by ChickenChocker69 October 26, 2024

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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

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