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sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do
bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh
by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020
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Sex Privileged

A person being attractive by their opposite sex without the person giving any effort to improve his/herself.
Friend 1: Does every girl likes this guy because he's tall?
Friend 2: No, its because he's "Sex Privileged"!
by Just_Some_Tall_Guy! June 7, 2020
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Ketchup Sex

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020
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Sex story

Please go through with my handle~
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again. Best sex story ever? You horny now?
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Sex Sven

In other words - 2 billionoty
I checked my bank account and I got a sex Sven!!
by zupa33 July 24, 2018
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Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love 😆
Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023
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ball sex anthem

just a song, it doesnt say balk sex thi so im really mad🤬
Ball sex anthem:
Girls call me they with the ball sex, My dick is hard she with the ball sex. or Girls call me they with the phone sex, My dick is hard she with the phone sex.
by Glopnar June 2, 2021
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