Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
by SEPA Boy May 02, 2019
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Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.
That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.
by MST3K I like November 11, 2021
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Cock before Frock

Taking sexual interaction with a man over a night out with the girls.

Cock: A male genitalia

Frock: A woman's or girl's dress.
Dumb Bitch: "Hey wanna go hang out at the club tonight"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Sorry I can't, I have a date"
Dumb Bitch: "C'mon, you haven't been out with us in a while"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Well, you know how the expression goes. Cock before Frock"
by officialzemos September 17, 2015
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frat cock

Below average in size.

Slightly pencilly.
Brennan: "How big is your dick?"
Dean: "I have a frat cock. I'm a grower, not a shower."
by sororitygurlz March 09, 2017
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pulling your cock

When one plucks another mans chicken with great integrity
Joey: What are you doing?!?!?!
Shane: I’m just pulling your cock
Joey: oh ok
by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 02, 2017
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Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019
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Oppenheimer cock

A dick that’s so big that it takes Christopher Nolan 35 millimeter I-max camera to take a dick pic.
Girl: send me a dick pic
Guy: *sends*
Girl: Jesus Christ! That’s an Oppenheimer Cock!
by DG911 February 01, 2024
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