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me, i am the absolute coolest person ever and nobody will ever measure up to my awesomeness. i’m an edgelord with a mental disorder.
by lesbeau March 21, 2022
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Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
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shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"
Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol
by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017
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take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.
Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"
by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016
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hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
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