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Ball Massage

A non sexual massage of the testicular region
Hey kyra I would like to give you a Ball Massage
by freybeja November 24, 2021
mugGet the Ball Massagemug.

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.
kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.
by shishki September 25, 2021
mugGet the metamorphic ballsmug.

8-balling

an action performed by sliding ones hands up the thighs of another towards the crotch, usually in a sexual manner
Dan 8-balled his boyfriend in an attempt to arouse him.

"Bro, stop 8-balling me weirdo we ain't having sex rn"
by Koda-wolf August 11, 2021
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Ball horny

A person who simply MUST touch the ball no matter the circumstances, cost or consequences. This mainly referse to ball sport.
We lost that game because instead of letting Richard score, Bob decided he had to kick the ball into our own goal because he was ball horny.

Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.
mugGet the Ball hornymug.

ditty ball

The nasty nappy tiny balls at the end of dreadlocks.
Baby!!! Come cut this ditty ball off the end of my loc!!!
by Shaym27 April 5, 2016
mugGet the ditty ballmug.

Balls on yur face

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.
Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!
by Kyler PUNK September 25, 2005
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