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Why are your balls so big?
by Liam Overshalle November 17, 2022
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Ball Misquito

When you scrunch up your testicles to your penis to make it look like a mosquitoes head
Hey Josh, have you ever made a ball misquito?
by Slowy0urself September 22, 2020
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That's the Mayor's Balls!

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.
Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.
by WalkingLiability March 7, 2024
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by bbballaawna July 15, 2023
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Ball Knower

Someone who is knowledgeable and/or pertains an expertise in a known/ relevant topic.
Wow did you hear she prefers Sonic over Subway? Yeah man she’s a ball knower.
by Jimothy Corona December 1, 2023
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balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.
Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.
by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021
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