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Love

A warcrime against humanity invented by a sneaky bastard called "life" or "God" if you're primitive.
-is lately mistaken for "being a basic bitch" which is yet another desease of today's urban life that is commonly found on a street
-is a symptom of deadly, sexually transmitted disease called "life"
-will certainly result in fucking up a notable portion of your life altogether
-other symptoms are: insomnia, daydreaming, being a little bitch and absolute inability to act as a functional human being, specifically then around the loved one
-The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.

Summary: quite possibly causes tremendous amount of pain, is probably the worst thing that will ever happen to you in your entire eistence, is in many instances, source of suicidal thoughts and existential crysis, yet some sociopaths (like myself) still think that the "tickle in your belly" is more than worth a shot.

10/10 would let some bitch destroy another 3 years of my life again.
A: "Love? Shit's mediocre mate."
B: "Feels good tho"
by Existential_Crisis November 7, 2017
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Love Ain’t Real

Love Ain’t Real considering the life ROADRUNNASLUG has.
Love Ain’t Real is defined as ROADRUNNASLUG
by Love Ain’t Real April 2, 2025
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Broc’s Love For Mia

More than anything ever and most definitely more than hers could ever dream of being.
“Broc’s love for Mia is definitely indescribable by any human being
by Dididfkfkfnxcv June 15, 2024
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Love

What’s amazing? Them. They are the sweetest most amazing person I ever met. I love them very much. And they are my everything<3
Hayden. They make me happy and I never want to lose them. I love my Hayden and always will<3 The person who makes me smile every day<3
by My Love<3 October 19, 2021
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who loves who more?

"Who loves who more??"

"Well it's quite obviously Rayne loves Aubs more."
by RAYNEBOOBOOBEAR February 23, 2024
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Love

Love is not a feeling.

Love is what we do in spite of what we feel.
her actions come from love.
by Jilldehooge January 18, 2023
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