zachified

doing a prostitute then leaveing the state
next day finding out you have aids

queer 1: yo what's up

queer 2: bro, i just got zachified

queer 1: hey me too, from shiniquia in detroit?

queer 2: ya she knows how to hook a brother up!

by black guy nigga October 16, 2008

Zach

A redneck with crooked, nicotine stained teeth, breath like cow's ass, and an over-clingy bullshit attitude that makes him propose to his partners after 3 days. Also will tell ex partners to kill themselves, and move on from ex partners at breakneck speed. Often will show off new partner to ex partner, who is just happy they got out of there. Also a Trump supporter with no brain cells to spare.

Person 1: I just broke up with Zach.
Person 2: When's the party? I'll bring booze.

by Mister Daddy December 23, 2016

zachery daniel smith

A bad ass hoe

You are such a Zachery Daniel smith

by Zavjery Daniel Smith February 10, 2017

zachary leith

is a really retarded little boy who is super lame and has a small dick

Zachary leith #retarded

by boiimawesp e April 28, 2017

Zach Tallman

Most likely to shoot up school
Slightly sadistic

Obsession with war and Culver’s

The Zach Tallman has no chance of mating with a female

by Tallestman January 9, 2018

zach is a tease

it's true.

Lexi: Zach you're a tease (You tense of Zach is a tease)
Zach: Okay

by ZachH8ter May 4, 2018

zach brown

A complete moron who no one actually likes. commonly very greasy, smelly child. often referred to as "Shit Brown" because he is just so gross. no one likes him, he is a failed abortion, his parents and the rest of the world wishes he never existed.

"Ew whats that smell?"
"Must be zach brown"

by Jeff J. Jefferson May 13, 2018