Youtube 

Youtube: an action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity (Def: 1)

Youtube: an action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def: 2)

A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams “it was I” and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.

A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a nine-to-five shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meimei. Thank you kind stranger. this person is a Youtube.

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Youtube by Stormyketchup43 January 25, 2023

Youtube 

An action, moment, or individual (of/who acts with) inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.

Person 1 (A Youtube): *Stands back in a crowded elevator so that others can come in, asking the other person what floor they'd like and pressing the button for them, before showing the person a funny meme they found using their audio splitter cable so nobody else in the elevator is bothered by it.*
Person 2: "Haha, that's really funny. Thanks for showing me that, it's tough working 9 to 5 and your really brightened up my day. You're a real Youtube, you are."

Youtube by Luegamer January 25, 2023

Youtube 

(verb, adjective, noun) A New Swear Word

1. An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity

(verb, adjective, noun) A Literal “Gigachad”
2. An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence

(verb, adjective, noun)

1. A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams “It was I” and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and you start to get sick. The person then starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume.

“This person is a Youtube.”
You mutter with disgust.

(verb, adjective, noun)
2. A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like to get off at, pressing the button for you. They then invite you to view a genuinely funny “meme”—or otherwise known as “Mei Mei”—they found on TikTok. It makes you laugh and brightens up your day.

“Gosh, I really needed that”
It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need a funny Mei Mei to enlighten your wearisome days.

“Thank you kind stranger. You are truly a Youtube.”

Youtube by kawaiiobamasan January 25, 2023

Youtube 

The most offensive slur on the planet earth

"You are such a youtube"

"hey! Don't say the y-word"

Youtube by RngValue January 27, 2023

YouTube kids material 

Videos that include cheap / crappy animation , cringe enducing songs , hideous character designs , inappropriate use of well known characters , etc

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Or videos that look like their from the YouTube kids app ! 😒

This is God awful !!!

This is YouTube kids material !!!!

YouTube kids material by Esha 13567 May 17, 2023

YouTube comment section 

A Cesspit of braindead dumpfuckery Like all other comments sections. The only thing worse is comments on social media posts and forums. Also like social media Its swarming with bots waiting to scam you.

My Youtube comment section is full of pornbots

YouTube comment section by None of your damn business June 11, 2023

Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.

Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!

Youtube Shorts by Nonery October 28, 2023