J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

by ashittyperson July 17, 2023

Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her

Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name

by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020

j ride

Riding in the car smoking a joint

Me: “wyd”

Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride”
Me: “niiicccceee”

by Nurseshell06 May 4, 2020

Elijah J

A big dick foreman who beats unruly employees with his even bigger weed wacker.

That foreman is such a Elijah J

by MilanoBoi June 5, 2020

J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

J-Steel

A tool used by the one and only Jerome Castiron to fuck the opps up.

Ay bo get that J-Steel

by Therealslaver July 7, 2022

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022