Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints
Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"
by MegRoe October 19, 2018
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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator March 02, 2012
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Watch me suffer

You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.
Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."
by Hym Iam November 09, 2024
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tug watch

A pre-planned rotation where 2 or more men take turns tugging whilst sleeping.

The first guy waits for the others to fall asleep. Once they are sleeping, the first guy tugs. When the first guy finishes, they wake the second guy in the rotation. Once the first guy falls asleep the second guy can tug. This process continues down the line until the last guy finishes tugging.

This practice ensures maximum privacy in any situation where multiple horny men are sleeping in the same room.
the boys are on tug watch tonight
by mistertc February 13, 2025
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big watch group

Group of awesome people with big penises that cum rainbow
Guy #1: " man I wish could cum rainbow and be awesome like the big watch group"
by Bigwatchlover July 02, 2014
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watch yo jet

A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks
Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"
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