spode warrior

An ancient warrior for a large crusade that wears penis shaped helmets, and who’s main goal is to achieve all gayness among humanity.

I was walking my elephant when i came upon a group of spode warriors, i ran in hope of maintaining my heterosexuality.

by Boondocks1017 January 9, 2019

Flag

Get the spode warrior mug.

stroke warrior

People who had a stroke BUT didn't feel that they weren't a "stroke victim" or, "stroke survivor". They wanted to show themselves and the world that they were able to build their muscles and their brain by using brain building exercises, muscles building exercise and they know that their brains' neurons were able of neuroplasticity; just like child, teenagers, adults and elder adults were. The Stroke Warrior' brains' neurons were rerouting their neurontransmissions past dying ones and making a map from new neurons.

Stroke Warrior: Watch this. I can run up their stairs with my bare feet.
Doctor: Uh. That's not possibility!
Stroke Warrior: (runs up the stairs). See?
Doctor: Wha---

by Son of Dionysis January 13, 2019

Flag

Get the stroke warrior mug.

stanton warriors

Definition of music makers that make bad ass breaks continuously and are quite nice chaps too. Air miles were made for this pair of global dance floor destroyers.

Stanton warriors are fuckin Avin it again the punks

by Horracewallace July 6, 2018

Flag

Get the stanton warriors mug.

Grande Warrior

The most famous quote from the film The Bastard Sword.

The pronunciation of "Grande" is butchered in the film to sound more like Shakespearean English. This is the only word in the film to do this

Look at him, thinks he's a man worthy of title. 6 foot tall, arms of tree trunks and hair of elemental fire.

...a real Grande Warrior

by Mikey boy 101 July 29, 2018

Flag

Get the Grande Warrior mug.

Clima Warrior

Refers to an individual who will spend most of his/her conversation time with you and anyone who has ears, telling them about the destructive nature of humans, damaging the environment and climate change. Essentially preaching and complaining about how humans are the worst. They are close cousins to animal rights activists. And its highly likely they are into that themselves.

Guy 1: I'm gonna hit on this girl I met at the library last night, Rebecca Goodyear.
Guy 2: Dude, you know that chick is a complete clima warrior, right?
Guy 1: a what?

Guy 2: she has a boner for "mother nature". You better have superhuman level tolerance for horseshit and biodegradable condoms.

by Lucifer. Ish August 21, 2018

Flag