Wanker

A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.

Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!

by ILikeToIdentifyAsYourMother May 16, 2023

full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.

Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

Ace Wanker

2 meanings

1) someone who is the top wanker

2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card

*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*

Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!

by Kaz31 August 6, 2013

Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

by H3lter August 20, 2018

Wuhan wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also

Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker

by Small booga February 17, 2020

Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 2, 2019

Wanker

British slang for a tennis player or

To wank: to play tennis

You are a wanker

You wank really well

by Leelelleel July 19, 2022