waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020

Cuck waffle

When a man and woman engage in sexual activity while her significant other watches from the corner. Upon climax the man cums onto an eggo which the cuck is forced to eat for further humiliation.

Bro I banged his wife and gave him a cuck waffle!

by Thegnome742 July 7, 2023

dieggo waffles

a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends

Wow, look at dieggo waffles over there

by MlemShobe November 19, 2019

flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

Wolfie Waffle

Wolfie Waffle is a person. Someone who you question alot but they are also a nice person. Usually Female.

Wolfie Waffle means being fun to hang around with generaly nice but usually the imposter very sus.

by Iuxun October 20, 2020

Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 2, 2017