by xannixon September 09, 2010
by Bobdidit December 05, 2018
A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.
Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.
by ashmashedpotatoes December 01, 2013
An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.
“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”
by Revco3 February 21, 2019
That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.
-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"
-"Man, incense."
-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"
-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
-"Man, incense."
-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"
-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
by uttttyler April 19, 2011
A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')
Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"
Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"
Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"
Person 2: "Yep, what you know"
Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "
Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"
Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"
Person 2: "Yep, what you know"
Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "
Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016
Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
by ArrV July 25, 2010