Stuttering Tom

When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.

Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.

by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023

Tom Spath

A giant bagel

Tom Spath is a giant bagel

by Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley December 12, 2022

to Tom Scott

verb;

to choke on vapour from a vape or e-cigarette.

I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.

Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.

by tom scott definer dude September 5, 2023

Tom Simp

a siml

damn he’s a tom simp x

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

Tom's Diner

That song by Suzanne Vega (later remixed by DNA) that goes "Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do". Inspired by a real life restaurant called "Tom's Restaurant", which can be seen in many episodes of "Seinfeld".

"You know, I'm just chilling at Tom's Diner, smoking cigs and reading Garfield. Oh look, William Holden is dead"

"I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee."

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Tom and Isabelle

A dreamy and unimaginably compatible couple that are in love and don't want to admit it

Person 1: did you see tom and isabelle... they’re so perfect for each other

Person 2: i wish they’d just admit it already

by b_i_c_t_h March 10, 2021

Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 6, 2021