Toilet Tea

The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.

Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

gay toilet

To squat intensly over a toilet while giving anal sex to your dad, and or uncle.

My uncle Jim gave me a gay toilet

by Aiden Golding February 5, 2019

toilet tissue

Just in case you run out of toilet "paper", hey theres always tissues! Thus the word toilet tissue is made.

" Hey man pass the toilet tissue"

" OVER SIZED TOILET TISSUE!!!"

by §hàn August 17, 2004

Toilet Hopping

The act of beginning defecation on one toilet, running out of toilet paper and transferring bosom from the first toilet to some other toilet in the house 2 finish wiping...
Usually only done whilst home alone, or while everyone is still passed out on the floor from the night before (probably why your so out of it your dumbass didn't even check for toilet paper)
Can be done multiple times resulting in 3-4 toilets being used per shit.

Jeff had indigestion all day during work so when he came home he ran to the closest bathroom and plopped his butt down for a little deuce droppin' action, unfortunately he hadn't realized that this bathroom was out of toilet paper so he proceeded to kick off his underwear and pants and Toilet Hop upstairs to finish the bowel movement.

That Jeff is a regular lil' Toilet Hopper.

When you use 2+ toilets for one poop, thats Toilet Hopping.

by Sinsemilla September 14, 2012

toilet emo

some1 that comes outta the toilet and tries to kill other ppl coz they don't have the guts to kill themselfs so they take there anger out on other ppl

some1 that comes outta the toilet and tries to kill you coz they can't kill themself

I know a few ppl that are toilet emos

by cameron olsen December 14, 2008

meat-toilet

Women that have an ample back side. The connotation is neither positive or negative.

"Man, did you see that tattoo on her meat-toilet?

by pacoromane October 31, 2007

Toilet Chicken

the act of pooping in a public restroom with someone also defecating in the stall next to you, both of you too scared to make the first splash, wait to drop your deuces, normally ended by someone else entering the bathroom and running the sink

"why were you in there so long john?"
"i was stuck in a game of toilet chicken for 15 minutes, then someone finally came in and took a piss"

by grape dutch October 30, 2011