Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 February 23, 2016

Fancy Toast

Circular or square toast that is made in a grid pattern, most commonly made with buttermilk; waffles.

Hey Tom, want some waffles?

Those arent waffles, those are fancy toast!

by Tri 69 October 20, 2017

Cinnamon Toast Fuck

When something surprises you so much you have to yell this out

*Kid walks in on mom and dad doin' the dirty*
"MOM WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK??"

by sour bomb July 29, 2024

Booty toast

When your ass gets a sunburn

Ooo girl look. She got booty toast.

by Piiza June 28, 2019

Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity May 30, 2011

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 04, 2021

Burnt Toast

When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.

You become burnt toast.

Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.

by Bobhiggleton101 January 31, 2016