Goon Trigger

An intentionally arousing image, video, or sound that provokes the thought or impulse to goon.
You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
by dointricksonit April 1, 2025
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Goone

I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave
(Dog in the kitchen while you are cookin)

Guy: "Goone dog, get!"
by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025
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Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
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Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.
Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!
by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024
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Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.
Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.
by GPUMelty December 19, 2023
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flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.
Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified
by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024
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Goon

Marijuana that has been adulterated with foreign substances that makes the user walk about in a bug eyes unresponsive state. May walk into moving objects like cars or trains and not be aware of the danger.
Damn man, ole Franklin smoke some weed last night....he walked into a moving train and got hurt bad...he said "somebody put some goon in my weed"!!!
by Tonyb62 August 30, 2019
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