God don't like ugly

When someone commits an action or says something that demonstrates very low, disloyal, jealous, disrespectful, willfully ignorant, and spiteful behavior done specifically to harm someone as much as they can -- without a real reason -- then in some way --- sooner or later --- God will punish you for your deeds!
"Hey, if I were you, I wouldn't make that video about your boss's wife --- God don't like ugly!"

Wow! What you just said is a total lie!" --- "So what!? Let'em prove it! By that time -- it will be too late, anyway! I win. Game over!" --- "Yeah, maybe so --- but remember... God don't like ugly!"
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
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I don't give a damn

A: He likes you!
B: So what? I don't give a damn, he sucks.
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Parents don't have sex

The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.
My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.
by Jake057 May 04, 2011
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don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident
by mrpotty September 19, 2007
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Don't do dat

The urban expression for 'don't do that' made popular by the cast and crew of an American sketch comedy television series from the early 1990's In Living Color. A common reply or response from charater Hommie the Clown when asked to do something he didn't want to do.
by htc2010 February 04, 2010
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No Child Don't Tell

A policy built on a foundation of lies and used by taxpayers to game the system while filling out their IRS income tax returns. The goal is to obtain a deduction (pay less money) by claiming at least 1 dependent who does not exist.

Note: This policy is often employed on accident by young/inexperienced taxpayers who don't know what the hell they're doing. In such cases, the process is often overseen by an employer who also doesn't know what the hell they're doing and therefore doesn't have the foresight or the balls to intercede in the employee's mistake which is happening right in front of their stupid fucking face!
Boss: "Here you are, Lad. Just fill this out and then you'll be my employee."

Applicant: (Oh, man! I don't know what to do here. I've never done this before.) "H...Hey, Boss. Wha...What should I put for the number of dependents?"

Boss: (God dammit, Tom! Leave the room! Remember, always leave the room immediately!) "Duhhh..bwa..bwa-bwa-bwaaaa...Duhh...I gotta get some coffee! Ya like beer I'll get you some beer!"

Applicant: "But, I don't know what..."

Boss: "No time, gotta go!"

<<Boss leaves room. With no one to help him fill out his tax form, the Applicant is about to unknowingly engage in his first use of No Child Don't Tell.>>
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