Linus Tech Tips

When you drop something mostly if it is expensive
often refered to as LTT

oh I linus Tech Tips this RTX 2080 ti
oh sorry man, i LTT'd your Phone

by NurMu March 16, 2020

Tip toes

To break something in an accidental and quite humorous way.

"Did you see him tip toes that priceless vase when he was juggling?"

by The Lord Szznt February 9, 2010

baby's on the half tip

A slang phrase created by pot-smokers in the movie "Lady in the Water." Its meaning remains ambiguous.

"Let's throw a party!"
"Baby's on the half tip!"

by luvsfab4 September 8, 2008

Beef-tip-tits

The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."

by Cowgirl49 March 31, 2009

Texas Titty Tip

Where a group of people continuously push an obese kid on the ground without letting them get off of the ground. Thus forcing them to get very angry and scream until forced to cry.

The man wanted to go Texas titty tip his wife on the deck of the the cruise ship.

by Commander Jermaine March 11, 2014

Tipping the Tubs

Drinking a lot.

Man, I was up late last night with my buddies, tipping the tubs!

by TubTippingDude September 26, 2010

Tip and Dip

Refers to the practice of tipping a server in a restaurant, then proceeding to leave without paying for the meal.

Similar to the Dine and Dash, except it serves as an act of gratitude and respect to your server, despite remaining equally discourteous to the restaurant. Typically leaves waiter or waitress confused, disappointed, and with a slight sense of accomplishment.

"Alright, you ready to head out? I'll ask for the bill."

"Fuck that. Let's dine and dash. The food was shit."

"Our waitress was pretty nice though, pretty hot too."

"Yeah, you're right. Tip and Dip?"

"Tip and Dip."

by Bayaz October 19, 2013