God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018

God

1. (in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

2. (on stan twitter) @witnessavior

Omg did you see god's new tweet about Katy. A hit tweet is coming.

by witnessstam21 April 3, 2021

god

Me

I am god

by Screeching possum August 17, 2021

GOd

A level 99 white mage

Holy sh*t it’s God

by Wisest man May 30, 2018

God

Fictional

"You know how God is real?"
"No. Stop."

by Pablo Sanchez The Pleb June 1, 2018

God

Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.

OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.

by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018

god

A lie

god is not real

by A_WOMAN November 12, 2018