Nicole

Someone who never ceases to amaze you. Someone who’s very often a bit of a nutter but in a good way, who you can just ride a conversational wave with for hours. Nicole’s May have a slight obsession with South Africa yet I don’t know why you’d change them at all, if you have a problem with them that’s on you. True Nicole’s are hard to find but they may be found in forests (of house plants) surrounded by birds named after fruits. Although mild disclaimer They may be slightly uncultured in the manner of films and Fanta, this is not something to be feared but a way to show them the delicacy’s of life, SUCH AS FANTA, if that wasn’t made abundantly clear. If you meet a Nicole hang on, as they r someone worth getting out an armchair for and I don’t say lightly, especially if this armchair is reclinable. A Nicole may be one of the better things in your life after you’ve gotten to know them so don’t let them go running away on you, unless it’s what they want then sure go ahead let them, don’t want to be unfair here BEWARE A NICOLE MAY HAVE AN ANGRY RESTING FACE AND IS PRONE TO SLAPPING FOOLS

‘Sorry I can’t come over today, ‘I AM ALREADY STEALING FROM YOUR FRIDGE’ -Nicole likely at some point

by THEDONUTKING July 22, 2020

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nicole cage

The most famous model, singer, stripper, and overall queen that celebrity culture has ever seen

Nicole Cage is such an iconic part of celebrity culture!

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Nicol

An absolute pussy slayers that only fucks 10’s

Stop being a nicol

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Nicoleism

The concept of girls removing all emotional attachment from anyone. Basically, not giving a single shit about anyone else's feelings except your own.

Friend 1: Do you just not care about what I'm going through right now?
Friend 2: Dude, didn't I tell you I started following Nicoleism now?
Friend 1: Oh. Right. So you just don't care?
Friend 2: Pretty much.

by VULTURECRYPT May 3, 2024

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