Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.

"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"

by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023

Hairy banana

A banana that is growing hair and is going through a time in its life

Oh meh god have you seen that Hairy banana at the super market

by [e-mail] November 24, 2019

hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep

friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me

by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021

hairy tit

a hard hairy boobie that you suck on

YO THATS A NICE HAIRY TIT

by chicken 5 January 21, 2020

Hairy Candle

When a male twists his Gooch hair do its twisted and pointy. Like the wick on a candle.

Last night after my shower I made a hairy candle.

by Betty6969 July 17, 2021

Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 25, 2013

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 11, 2014