A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.
"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
Get the Ex-it strategymug. by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021
Get the Finger your ex daymug. $ex Energy is the epitome of music. He is the one who will outwork the outworkers and out-fuck the out-fuckers. Yet, he doesn’t fuck around. He’s the guy who shows up early and leaves late, except for those couple times when some shit happened. He makes his girl cum for pleasure. He cares about people and their relationships and promotes healthy relationships, and exciting sexual encounters in his music. He embraces his struggle and his triumphs, but doesn’t dwell on either. He’s the guy you want performing at your event, guaranteed to turn it up with dynamic dance moves, high/positive energy, and crowd participation that makes everyone have a better experience. He’s the type to have a website called sexemusic.com . He’s an all around stand up guy that’ll still fuck a bitch like the dirty slut she is 😁
by Music Enthusiast November 23, 2021
Get the $ex Energymug. by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022
Get the National Ex Boyfriend Daymug. by dylan gibsomn March 27, 2023
Get the exmug. Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...
Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"
by Hym Iam March 9, 2024
Get the Ex-Mrs. Bradymug. by Babe#babe October 6, 2025
Get the Ex-ishmug.