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Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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12 Inch Christmas

When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.
Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”

Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise
by Star Spire December 22, 2019
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Diarrhea Christmas Lights

A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?

Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.

Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
by The Phantasm July 25, 2021
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Ain't got no Christmas

Not having any green or red in a card game or activity.
When playing Uno ( or anything with green and red ) and you have no green and red, "You ain't got no Christmas"!
by JF0h December 26, 2011
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bri christmas invasion

The bri christmas invasion or also known as bri Xmas invasion or just bri invasion is a pfp(profile picture) "Cult" started on the video sharing app TikTok by the user @r0ger.taylors.car the picture they are using as their pfp is a picture of the guitarist of the English rock band queen brian harold may.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the new pfp cult going around?

Person 2: oh the bri christmas invasion? Yeah! I just joined a few days ago.
by sparklyalienstan November 10, 2022
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black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(
by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021
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best christmas ever

When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.
My wife surprised me with a ride on the polass express, best christmas ever.
by sharpizzio December 24, 2014
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