Ashley brain

Temporary lack of brain power; see also blonde moment.

Sorry, guys. I have a serious case of Ashley brain today!

by Hero82 December 5, 2019

person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.

"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"

by ivviitop December 4, 2020

Dookie Brains

Someone that is not smart. They also don't believe in the moon landing or any topic of discussions

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not believing in the moon landing

by Dooked June 27, 2019

tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being

“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”

by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019

my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021

Kid Brain

When an Adult still thinks like a child.

Yeah don't get advice from him, he still has a kid brain.

by Watto86 December 5, 2019

dude brain

When a guy doesn’t see what is wrong with his actions, treats you like one of the boys, over thinks what small things are, thinks you want more than what you actually do, doesn’t understand how you feel and why you are feeling it because he doesn’t get those feelings, just does not get it, is really slow in constructing responses only to then respond to one thing and lots of other silly things like that. That’s what it means to have dude brain, you are a typical dude. Tends to break a lot of relationships, tends to also show up in guys who have never really had a relationship.

“Wow Ben really has a serious case of dude brain”

“Girl, don’t worry about it, he just has dude brain, he will grow out of it”

by Ellaaaaaaa March 25, 2020